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		<title>Red light, green light</title>
		<link>http://bvlog.vosswerx.com/2008/10/27/red-light-green-light/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of our enterprise  application vendors recommends the following procedure for Daylight Savings Time change:
On the first Sunday in November you need to shut down blah applications during the time change to avoid duplicate chart times.
This is for a mission-critical 24x7 application that is used daily by hundreds of people.
Why don't we just go [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of our <strong>enterprise </strong> application vendors recommends the following procedure for Daylight Savings Time change:</p>
<blockquote><p>On the first Sunday in November you need to shut down <em>blah</em> applications during the time change to avoid duplicate chart times.</p></blockquote>
<p>This is for a mission-critical 24x7 application that is used daily by hundreds of people.</p>
<p>Why don't we just go ahead and close the hospital for an hour to avoid duplicating any information?</p>
<p>Wow.</p>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s post brought to you by the letter zero</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me: Ok, your account has been created. Your username is blah blah blah zero.
User: Um, is that the number zero or the letter zero?
Me: (Dumbfounded silence) That would be the number zero.
User: Ok, thanks!
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<p><strong>User:</strong> Um, is that the number zero or the letter zero?</p>
<p><strong>Me:</strong> (Dumbfounded silence) That would be the number zero.</p>
<p><strong>User:</strong> Ok, thanks!</p>
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